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Name:
malachus
Birthdate:
27 November 1975
Schools:
"Vell, Zaphod's jist zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt

I fold a lot of paper. I have years of practice.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/malachus/collections/72157603064023836/
malachus. Get yours at bighugelabs.com/flickr
I like to play games that don't have much luck and that make me think.
http://boardgamegeek.com/user/Malachi


I like to work with computers. I am a programmer by day.

I know how to juggle. Yes, I can juggle three balls. Yes, I can juggle three clubs. Yes, I can juggle four balls. No, I can't juggle more than that.

I'm married and we have one daughter and two dogs; one border collie and one border collie mix. They are too smart for their own good.

I'm cranky and opinionated.

I don't eat meat. I don't like vegetables.

I don't like cars. I don't like to drive.

I don't like people.

I don't know why you're reading this when there are better things to do.

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